Driver vs. Cyclist

Cyclist: ya, I’m going straight (said to driver 1 at red light)
Driver1: (waves, drives around to left)
Driver2: (moves directly behind cyclist and begins to make fuss)
Cyclist: go around, just like the other car (moves in other direction thinking the driver is just confused)
Driver2: (goes around right of cyclist, rolls down window) I’m trying to get my kid you asshole!
Cyclist: (thinks to self) maybe I was doing the kid a favor by giving him 30 more seconds of peace before the witch picks him up…
4 months ago